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Defense Department Puts Out New (REALLY Bad!) Explanatory Video

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Posted 08 October 2018 - 11:37 AM

This has to be watched to be believed. It's written for a 5-year old and drawn for a 2-year old. Welcome to the Dept. of Defense under a Command in Chief who grasps things like a 5-year old and throws tantrums like a 2-year old. It's so bad it could have gone in the humor thread.


The landing page of the new and, uh, “improved” Defense.gov website links to a cartoon that introduces the five military branches. And, wow, is it bad. Primitive animation. Cheap-sounding music. A hilariously obtuse script that repeatedly describes America’s soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines fighting “bad guys” to “keep you safe.”

“I guess you go to war with the shitty animation you have, not the animation you might wish to have,” Matt Bors, editor of The Nib, a comics website, told The Daily Beast. (Bors drew my 2010 graphic novel War Is Boring.)

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