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Woman Shoots Masturbating Bicyclist Trying to Break Into Her SE Houston Home


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#1 LFC

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Posted 08 August 2018 - 02:53 PM

Happy Friday! Well, close enough.
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 02:58 PM

View PostLFC, on 08 August 2018 - 02:53 PM, said:

Happy Friday! Well, close enough.

I thought I got the weird ones....
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Posted 08 August 2018 - 03:20 PM

To be fair, she didn't shoot him because he was mas*****ting; she shot him because he was trying to break through the door.
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Posted 11 August 2018 - 08:06 PM

Wait, how does one ride a bike, break into a house, and [do that other thing] all at the same time? You'd need at least one additional set of hands!
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Posted 12 August 2018 - 12:35 AM

I'm trying to pick the bones out of this one. Was his favourite masturbatory fantasy breaking into houses, or breaking into women's houses, or am I on the wrong track here?
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Posted 12 August 2018 - 06:33 AM

View Postbaw1064, on 11 August 2018 - 08:06 PM, said:

Wait, how does one ride a bike, break into a house, and [do that other thing] all at the same time? You'd need at least one additional set of hands!
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If you've got public schools paid for by taxpayers, you're in a socialist nation. If you have public roads paid for by taxpayers, socialist nation. If you've got public defense (police, fire, military, coast guard) paid for by tax dollars, socialist nation. If you're in a nation that has nationalized or localized delivery of services that are not paid for by users alone, you're in a socialist nation- the only question is how socialist. As I see it, we have the military pay to protecting the shipping lanes for our fuel needs which makes up very socialist. In a capitalist nation, the people supplying the oil would pay for their own defense force.


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Posted 12 August 2018 - 07:19 AM

Could have been worse. It’s the masturbating Segwayists that really scare me.

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 08:00 AM

View Postgmat, on 12 August 2018 - 07:19 AM, said:

Could have been worse. It’s the masturbating Segwayists that really scare me.

Are they any sort of reliable indicator that you live in a backward state of the Union? (Or "shithole" state, to use a statesmanlike word used recently by one of your great statesmen).
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Posted 12 August 2018 - 08:56 AM

No, the masturbating segwayists are more upper-half blue-state; in the shit-hole states you find the masturbating rusted-out pickup truckists.

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 04:05 PM

This thread started out low and went south FAST. Man I love TRS!
" 'Individual conscience' means that women only get contraceptives if their employers, their physicians, their pharmacists, their husbands and/or fathers, pastors, and possibly their mayors, Governors, State Secretaries of Health, Congressmen, Senators, and President all agree that in that particular case they're justifiable." --D.C. Sessions

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