


Political humor
#41
Posted 14 February 2012 - 06:30 AM

#42
Posted 15 February 2012 - 10:08 AM
A conservative, a moderate and a liberal walk into a bar.
Bartender's greeting "Hey, Mitt"
---Julia Child
--- On September 17, 1787, as Benjamin Franklin was leaving the deliberations of the Constitutional Convention, at Independence Hall, in Philadelphia, a woman called out to him, saying, “Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”
“A republic,” Franklin said, “if you can keep it.”
--- LFC, on Gorsuch ruling: "Awesome. A Christianist who swore an oath to uphold the laws of the nation and bore false witness when he did it"
--- "Write hard and clear about what hurts"
Ernest Hemingway
#43
Posted 15 February 2012 - 10:17 AM
---Julia Child
--- On September 17, 1787, as Benjamin Franklin was leaving the deliberations of the Constitutional Convention, at Independence Hall, in Philadelphia, a woman called out to him, saying, “Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”
“A republic,” Franklin said, “if you can keep it.”
--- LFC, on Gorsuch ruling: "Awesome. A Christianist who swore an oath to uphold the laws of the nation and bore false witness when he did it"
--- "Write hard and clear about what hurts"
Ernest Hemingway
#44
Posted 15 February 2012 - 10:56 AM

We go low so you don't have to. ~ LP
Person.. woman.. man.. election... vote. ~ Twitter
#45
Posted 16 February 2012 - 11:21 AM

Something I made when 'morals and values' was used as a political catch phrase. Some were not amused. lol. It took a long time.
#46
Posted 16 February 2012 - 01:09 PM

We go low so you don't have to. ~ LP
Person.. woman.. man.. election... vote. ~ Twitter
#47
Posted 16 February 2012 - 01:14 PM

We go low so you don't have to. ~ LP
Person.. woman.. man.. election... vote. ~ Twitter
#48
Posted 16 February 2012 - 04:05 PM
— Fran Lebowitz
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.”
— Carl Sagan
Pray for Trump: Psalm 109:8
"Science is more than a body of knowledge; it is a way of thinking. I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time - when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers arc in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness.”
— Carl Sagan
The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
1995
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
— H.L. Mencken
On Politics: A Carnival of Buncombe
“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.”
— Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Second inaugural address January, 1937
#49
Posted 17 February 2012 - 01:04 PM


We go low so you don't have to. ~ LP
Person.. woman.. man.. election... vote. ~ Twitter
#50
Posted 17 February 2012 - 02:28 PM
---Julia Child
--- On September 17, 1787, as Benjamin Franklin was leaving the deliberations of the Constitutional Convention, at Independence Hall, in Philadelphia, a woman called out to him, saying, “Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”
“A republic,” Franklin said, “if you can keep it.”
--- LFC, on Gorsuch ruling: "Awesome. A Christianist who swore an oath to uphold the laws of the nation and bore false witness when he did it"
--- "Write hard and clear about what hurts"
Ernest Hemingway
#51
Posted 17 February 2012 - 02:34 PM
Three Catholic priests, a rabbi, and some other dude walk into a Congressional hearing on birth control...
Wait, that's not friggin' funny at all.
#54
Posted 17 February 2012 - 03:56 PM

#55
Posted 17 February 2012 - 04:02 PM
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#56
Posted 17 February 2012 - 06:59 PM
#57
Posted 19 February 2012 - 05:25 PM
We go low so you don't have to. ~ LP
Person.. woman.. man.. election... vote. ~ Twitter
#58
Posted 20 February 2012 - 03:08 PM

#59
Posted 20 February 2012 - 09:07 PM

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We go low so you don't have to. ~ LP
Person.. woman.. man.. election... vote. ~ Twitter
#60
Posted 20 February 2012 - 11:36 PM

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