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[cmk]

indy, on 08 February 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

Well, I consider it humor anyway...

I frequently encounter these sorts of lame "tolerance for intolerance" arguments being made by morons online. It's pretty funny (and sad) to see it coming from a presidential candidate.

[indy]

cmk, on 08 February 2012 - 03:16 PM, said:

I frequently encounter these sorts of lame "tolerance for intolerance" arguments being made by morons online. It's pretty funny (and sad) to see it coming from a presidential candidate.

Especially when it is directed at Obama and/or his administration. Does he run the judicial system too? What exactly does he have to do with this?

[jdd_stl1]

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[Baron Siegfried]

OK, let me see if I have this right . . . the bigots who hate and demonize gays have their feelings hurt because people think they're bigots, which means the people who feel that way are bigots because they oppose bigots . . ? The logic being tortured here is truly Guantonamesque, which is surprisingly apropos.

[Traveler]

indy, on 08 February 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

Well, I consider it humor anyway...



http://thehill.com/b...-attacks-obama-

It would be funnier if this dude wasn't seriously being considered as POTUS material by a large minority of the electorate.

[Rue Bella]

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[zephae]

Finally, a little honesty comes to the Romney campaign:



And let us never forget our high moral standards against obscene material:

[Rabiner]

Sigh, I tried posting the actual picture. If anyone can please do so.

http://www.slate.com...k_santorum.html

kept getting error saying 'post too short'.

[Rue Bella]

opps... duplicate

[Rue Bella]

Rabiner, on 09 February 2012 - 01:56 AM, said:

kept getting error saying 'post too short'.

I get that message sometimes. 'It' (Hal) apparently needs some text to recognize a message. Three periods will do. ...

Rabiner's image:

[Rabiner]

Thanks Rue Bella. Nothing like John 8:12 to wish a happy Hanukkah to the Jews out there.

[hisgirlfriday]

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Can someone explain to me how to embed videos?

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/6jk3

[Rabiner]

not political but meh

[zephae]

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Can someone explain to me how to embed videos?

Usually, the "media" and "/media" tags (with brackets) work, but I think this site, like WordPress, only allows you to embed videos from certain well-known sources like YouTube.

[Rabiner]

http://andrewsulliva...lbert-bait.html

This whole post is hilarious.

[Rue Bella]

Rabiner, on 10 February 2012 - 12:35 PM, said:

http://andrewsulliva...lbert-bait.html

This whole post is hilarious.

To continue the theme of the ridiculous:

[Rabiner]

Santorum

#CPAC

introducer opens w/ joke: A conservative, a moderate, & a liberal walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hi, Mitt."

[Rue Bella]

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http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/


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[Baron Siegfried]

Actually, when the evangelicals go into their 'Rapture' spiel, I just look at them and say "umm. hate to tell you, but the rapture already happened . . . in 1948, when Israel was founded. All the real christians are gone now . . . I guess you didn't get the memo?". Then walk off while they're trying to compose a riposte . . .

[Rue Bella]

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