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#21 cmk

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 03:16 PM

View Postindy, on 08 February 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

Well, I consider it humor anyway...

I frequently encounter these sorts of lame "tolerance for intolerance" arguments being made by morons online. It's pretty funny (and sad) to see it coming from a presidential candidate.
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 03:44 PM

View Postcmk, on 08 February 2012 - 03:16 PM, said:

I frequently encounter these sorts of lame "tolerance for intolerance" arguments being made by morons online. It's pretty funny (and sad) to see it coming from a presidential candidate.

Especially when it is directed at Obama and/or his administration. Does he run the judicial system too? What exactly does he have to do with this?

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 04:10 PM

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 04:19 PM

OK, let me see if I have this right . . . the bigots who hate and demonize gays have their feelings hurt because people think they're bigots, which means the people who feel that way are bigots because they oppose bigots . . ? The logic being tortured here is truly Guantonamesque, which is surprisingly apropos.
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 05:20 PM

View Postindy, on 08 February 2012 - 02:48 PM, said:

Well, I consider it humor anyway...



http://thehill.com/b...-attacks-obama-

It would be funnier if this dude wasn't seriously being considered as POTUS material by a large minority of the electorate.
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:33 PM

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:00 PM

Finally, a little honesty comes to the Romney campaign:

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And let us never forget our high moral standards against obscene material:

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 01:56 AM

Sigh, I tried posting the actual picture. If anyone can please do so.

http://www.slate.com...k_santorum.html

kept getting error saying 'post too short'.
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:35 AM

opps... duplicate
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:35 AM

View PostRabiner, on 09 February 2012 - 01:56 AM, said:

kept getting error saying 'post too short'.

I get that message sometimes. 'It' (Hal) apparently needs some text to recognize a message. Three periods will do. ...

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:27 AM

Thanks Rue Bella. Nothing like John 8:12 to wish a happy Hanukkah to the Jews out there.
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:58 PM

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Can someone explain to me how to embed videos?

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:02 PM

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:15 PM

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Can someone explain to me how to embed videos?

Usually, the "media" and "/media" tags (with brackets) work, but I think this site, like WordPress, only allows you to embed videos from certain well-known sources like YouTube.
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Posted 10 February 2012 - 12:35 PM

http://andrewsulliva...lbert-bait.html

This whole post is hilarious.
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Posted 10 February 2012 - 01:48 PM

View PostRabiner, on 10 February 2012 - 12:35 PM, said:

http://andrewsulliva...lbert-bait.html

This whole post is hilarious.
To continue the theme of the ridiculous:

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Posted 10 February 2012 - 02:09 PM

Santorum

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introducer opens w/ joke: A conservative, a moderate, & a liberal walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hi, Mitt."


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Posted 10 February 2012 - 05:17 PM

The Doomday Prepper thread reminded me of this site. If you haven't seen it yet, it's worth a look. :lol:

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/


If The Rapture Happened Right Now, What Would Happen To Your Pets?


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As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we're gone?



This is what will happen for all pets registered with us immediately after the Rapture:
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Our non-Christian administrators will activate our rescue plan.

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Pets will be assigned to our Volunteer Pet Caretakers based upon location and other factors.

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Our administrators and Volunteer Pet Caretakers will do whatever it takes to find and rescue your pets. If your pet has a location chip, they'll use that, or they'll go to every location you've registered with us, and, if your pets are not at one of those locations, they'll search for your cars as well as stay in contact with the local pet shelters. If they are unable to reach a Volunteer Caretaker in your area for whatever reason, our administrators will communicate with local animal organizations, like the Humane Society, to advocate for your pet's rescue and care.

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Our administrators will stay in touch with our Volunteer Pet Caretakers regarding each and every pet to be sure everything is being done to rescue and care for them.



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Posted 12 February 2012 - 12:01 AM

Actually, when the evangelicals go into their 'Rapture' spiel, I just look at them and say "umm. hate to tell you, but the rapture already happened . . . in 1948, when Israel was founded. All the real christians are gone now . . . I guess you didn't get the memo?". Then walk off while they're trying to compose a riposte . . .
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 12:11 PM

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