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#3741 Rich T Bikkies

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Posted 22 September 2020 - 01:00 PM

View PostTraveler, on 22 September 2020 - 12:46 PM, said:

I can live with 273 to 119. Interestingly, I think it's good news that mittens said he would vote for confirmation.

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#3742 D. C. Sessions

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Posted 22 September 2020 - 01:48 PM

Rich, did you jump threads?
The way a lot of catastrophes happen is that X doesn't occur because there are safeguards in place, therefore people assume X isn't a worry and they remove the safeguards. Then X happens.
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#3743 Rich T Bikkies

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Posted 22 September 2020 - 02:12 PM

View PostD. C. Sessions, on 22 September 2020 - 01:48 PM, said:

Rich, did you jump threads?

Indeed I did. Deliberately! My comment was much too facetious and shallow for the Election thread.

And probably not funny enough for this thread!
Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation.

Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough.
Rudyard Kipling

God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office.

You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking.
Rudyard Kipling

People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz





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