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#1801 D. C. Sessions

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Posted 18 June 2017 - 01:31 PM

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 06:55 AM

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#1803 Rich T Bikkies

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 07:17 AM

I remember a cartoon from the New Yorker, decades ago. I can't find a link, but it's one of those for which you don't need the graphic because the caption delivers everything: "You're using me, Charles. You're using me and you're using the whales".
Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation.

Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough.

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Posted 19 June 2017 - 07:18 AM

On second thoughts, perhaps that one belongs in Political Humour; well you know how it is these days. . . .

Or even in Political Humor: after all, it was the New Yorker.
Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation.

Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough.

God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office.

You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking.

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 10:46 AM

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"What the Nazis were doing was not describing what was true, but what would have to be true to justify what they planned to do next." — Hannah Arendt in her book The Origins of Totalitarianism

"No nation is permitted to live in ignorance with impunity." Thomas Jefferson: Virginia Board of Visitors Minutes, 1821

“Nixon and his successors hid behind ideology and obscured the contradictions by pursuing a strategy I would call 'no-fault bigotry.'” — William Greider

“It’s not ‘Nation Building’, We are Assisting them in Building their Nation” — Marco Rubio on Iraq

“I should apologize for all of my stories that you wished were true and turned out not to be.” — Andy Borowitz

“Republicans want smaller government for the same reason that crooks want fewer cops: it's easier to get away with murder.” — James Carville

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so, and will follow it by suppressing opposition, subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young, and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics." — Robert A. Heinlein, Postscript, Revolt in 2100

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Posted 20 June 2017 - 11:06 AM

 AnBr, on 20 June 2017 - 10:46 AM, said:

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But you need the other person to drink the tequila, yes?

Also, as Churchill noted, eventually you'll both be sober.
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